Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Food wonderful food

Ok this 5 second rule thing has got me thinking… Good and bad food rules…

The five second rule is only good for non pores, dry items like skittles or the occasional cracker…
Not so good with lunch meat or jelly… one or two seconds and there are things in it that could gag a survivalist ….

I am not a chocolate lover but things topped with chocolate … Good… Ice cream, peanut butter, raisins
Things not good that are made with chocolate … Salmon, spaghetti, beets

Sandwiches are great on a picnic or even fried chicken…
Shrimp is NOT a good idea no matter how much ice you think you need…

There is always room for ice cream….yeah right
Ice cream after a 7 course meal is just not good for yourself or the people around you…

Beans are a great food
Beans are bad if you plan on keeping friends..

Deep fat frying makes ANYTHING better…. If you are not checking your cholesterol

Coffee or caffeine drinks should not be a food substitute.

Pigs are so gross but bacon is SUPER…

If you are at a party or other event … let’s just say a play… and someone brings Subway… don’t even think you are going to get the last sub from Sooey … Just kidding

Last but not least no matter how much you get dared or double dog dared …. Never … ever … eat 5 cupcakes in a row shoving each one directly into your mouth in one bite…. I feel sick just thinking about that one… LOL

4 comments:

Lady Abigail said...

1. CHOCOLATE IS THE BEST EVER!
2. Beans are best with pickle or zucchini relish in them...sauerkraut it good too. No, wait...chips and tons of cheese.:D
3. Hey! That sub was only still there because I ASKED someone to save one for me! I notice YOU did not...
4. Did you really? I thought you only ate one cupcake in one bite...I put pictures of that on my blog, btw.

P.S. I LOVE your header!:D

Vicki said...

LOL! You know, it would only be 5 bites if you had each in 1 bite!! :D
HEY! We eat beans all the time! Would you not be our friend any more if we had that while you're here?

~Pomegranate

5Rauchs said...

I love Beans... they do not love me very much... LOL... I did the 5 cupcake thing a few months ago at my sons friends birthday... YUCK...!!!!!

Scottie Moser said...

Abigail, I have to agree ... chocolate rules the world. And I don't know about chocolate-covered spaghetti, but a drop or two of Tabasco on ice cream is not only palatable, but interesting O:-) ... some lines are meant to be crossed. :-P

Speaking of ice cream, there IS always room for it ... except right after too much ice cream. :-P

Beans are good, but only in moderation. Unless they're coffee beans — particularly dark chocolate-covered espresso beans from Starbucks. *evil grin*

Bacon's not that particularly great ... except as an additive to salads or burgers ... or pizza ... honey-roasted ham is pretty good though.

Deep fat frying ... eh ... works for some things, not for others. Though I have to admit, fried ice cream is a very intriguing food.

And as for cupcakes ... it may depend on how large they are ... I mean, if someone dared me to eat five bite-sized cupcakes, I just might take them up on it ... O:-)